this isn't normal
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bunsen:

legalwifi:

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

there you go

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dangergays:

when u mom ask why you came back to the kitchen after already eating

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dean-winchestersnipples:

herminah:

cas-you-assbutt:

captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:

ensign-chevvy:

I’m pretty sure this is the best picture of Daniel Radcliffe ever.

“HOGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS-“

“Dan, we’re not at Hogwarts we’re-“

“WINGARDIUM LEVIOOOOOOOOSA”

“Dan, that’s not a wand, it’s a branch on fi-“

“MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER AND I AM THE BOY WHO LIVED”

“No you’re not”

“YOU SHUT UP”

I read all of that is a British accent

i read it in Harry Potters voice

no but we need to remember that this was from a photoshoot with Rupert and Emma and they both had dramatic pictures in libraries and on fancy couches and this was Dan’s

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

kenweys:

this elevator does not go up or down it goes isosceles triangle and left

who the hell let willy wonka design another elevator

attention the new meme has been found

toxines:

it is being nice to each other and having fun every day

obesealpaca:

dreyar-baylee:

obesealpaca:

can’t afford napkins

i’m pretty sure napkins cost way less than $20 dollars so you can use that $20 bill to buy some, ya know?

thanks i didn’t know that

EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS ‘WHERE I SEE MYSELF’ IN FIVE YEARS

dukeofbookingham:

I’m just like:

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notifigaytion:

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

  • me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
  • me: *throws shade 24/7*
  • me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
  • me: *is overdramatic*
  • me: *is a major asshole*
  • me: *complains about everything*