kimkhollywoodposts:

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sure bitch lol

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible)

lolsomeone-actually:

humorous-blog:

jesus-take-the-feels:

humorous-blog:

Mom: hey do some chores

Me:

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What the fuck did your mom give birth too

someone who doesnt like doing chores

You bout to get a big whoopin

(Source: officialfrenchtoast)

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

(Source: heavenhillgirl)

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

mcdongalds:

reblog and your crush will kiss you on the nearest friday
ignore for bad luck all year

grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

me after calling someone out: you must be wearing orthopedic shoes because you stand corrected

unfollovving:

pornstarwars:

i got a valentine this year 

What cheat code did u use

(Source: rodack)