miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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wifipassworcl:

yooo guys so i decided to do a tumblr awards for no apparent reason yay
(actually its the holidays and i have a lot of time on my hands so yeah that is why i am doing this lol)

conditions of entry:

- must be following me (or else ur entry won’t count)
- must reblog this post (u know so i can like see who
entered) ((likes not counted, but u can like for like bookmarking))

award categories:

- best theme (3)
- best url (3) ((might extend to 5))
- best original posts (3)
- cutest guys (3)
- cutest girls (3)
- selfie king (1)
- selfie queen (1)
- best overall (1)
- honorable mentions

prizes:

- my friendship lololol
- a follow back from me (if not already)
- links on my blog
- selfie/op reblogs anytime u want (just ask lol i do not bite) ((unless u want me to, i know some people are into that kinda stuff))

and thats just about it! so like get reblogging!! i will be choosing when this has enough notes, and if it doesn’t then we can just pretend that nothing happened ok, and also i may be adding more to the amount of possible winners just depends really on how many people enter

if u have any questions please do not hesitate to ask me

banner credit to: me lol ((sorry its bad, idk how to photoshop))

thatfunnyblog:

Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back

mellow-sleep:

aluox:

blood-mages-anonymous:

x-the-fault-in-our-scars-x:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

God it’s actually making me uncomfortable

No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient person I almost never see the color blue and that is the bluest blue that has ever blued.

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I believe our internal frustration with this stems from the fact that it is very similar to a certain type of computer message

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do you feel the anger and frustration?

versacefag:

"irrelevant male rapper"

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"ft nicki minaj"

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atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

ellendegeneres:

Chelsea Handler talks about what it’s like to watch a kill on an African safari. 

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me